We’re visiting creatures from outer space.
Our aim is world domination.
We use extraterrestrial technologies and methods aimed at achieving ultimate control of this part of the galaxy.
Everything you always wanted to know about the paranormal but were afraid to ask:
Basically, we’re conquering this cute little planet as you read this.
We support www.rubyonrails.ru as a front for extraterrestrial activity.
Resistance is pointless. Our agents are everywhere.
Give up while you still can.